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The NXT Wrestling Fan

Oct 30, 2021

Bob's fifth haul of points meant a romance episode with a guest! Kris Newton was the lucky man called upon to join our journey into the heart and loins of romance. Bob provided a selection of books and Kris chose How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire by Kerrelyn Sparks. It's extremely 2005 and extremely strange as it mashes together genres with glorious abandon! In our intrepid trek through the text we discuss: 

  • Bob's essay "In Honor of Stupid Things"
  • Vampire sex dolls (no seriously, it is a plot point)
  • Dental hijinks
  • No, no, he's just a very sound sleeper
  • The harem. The fucking harem. 
  • Scottish Highlander vampires!
  • Roman Draganesti is a thirteen year old boy
  • Celerity dots re: sex
  • This Hank Pym Motherfucker
  • ...Is this book a parody? 
  • Swords at dawn 2am
  • Extremely unexpected vampire headcanons
Learn more about Kerrelyn Sparks and How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire at her website:

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